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Questionall teh evens bruh Answer

2. Are you outgoing or shy?
i would say pretty outgoing but sometimes I get really shy around people

4. Are you easy to get along with?
i would hope so!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
weirdos tbh, like even with friendships everyone i know is weird

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
mah boyfriend

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
mah friend lizzy

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
idk man like i don’t have favorite songs really

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yes

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
definitely

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nahhhh

20. Do you like your neighbors?
no they’re assholes

22. Where would you like to travel?
ireland for sure <3

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
showa

26. What do you do when you wake up?
groan

28. Who are you most comfortable around?
immmm my friends or my brother or julien

30. Do you ever want to get married?
maybe if its the right person yea

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
ooooooh gooood ummm Tom hiddleston aaaaand david tennant i guess


34. Do you play sports? What sports?
nah son I’m lazy af

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
all the freaking time

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
well I’m basically dating them soon

40. What do you want to do after high school?
get a job and go to college bc I’m boring af

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m tired or thinking

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
outer space the ocean freaks me out tbh

46. What are you paranoid about?
that people secretly hate me and find me annoying

48. Have you ever been drunk?
yessiree

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
black like my soul

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

everything tbh

54. Favourite store?

body central i guess

56. Favourite colour?
bluer

58. Last thing you ate?
a southwest veggie hot pocket type thing

60. Ever won a competition? For what?
i once won a radio competition for being under ten and knowing a big word

62. Been arrested? For what?
nah son

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
lets just say he used way too much tongue and i had a fake lip ring in overall not very enjoyable

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
nah i don’t really have any tumblr friends

68. Twitter or Tumblr?
tumblr

70. Names of your bestfriends? 
haylee, kelsey, and mackenzie

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
like fourish

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
so many

76. What colour is your underwear?
a very cute teal

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
vanilla like me

80. What colour pants?
black

82. Favourite movie?
Jurassic Park 3

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
21 jump street

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Dory

88. Last person you talked to today?
I’m still talking to the buttmunch who sent me this so Julien

90. Name a person you love?
oh um i guess my friend angela bc she is such a sweetie

92. In a fight with someone?
nopeee

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
too many

96. Favourite actress?
i would say billie piper

98. Do you tan a lot?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA no

100. How are you feeling?
kinda aggravated but also pumped

102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yes

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
not that i know of

108. What should you be doing?
homework

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
definitely

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
uhhhhh probably my mom bc I’m a loser

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
I’ve been out of my state but not out of my country

116. Are you listening to music right now?
no I’m listening to my family watching hockey

118. Do you like Chinese food?
yes

120. Are you afraid of the dark?
slightly

122. Is cheating ever okay?
nope nope nope nope nope nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I’ve never had it happen but that doesn’t mean that it doesnt happen to other people

126. Are you currently bored?

slightly

128. Would you change your name?
nah too much work

130. Do you like subway?
i used to but now I’m a vegetarian and their meatless options do not impress me

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my friend lizzy

134. Can you count to one million?
yes i can

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
open or else my dumb cat plucks at it and constantly wakes me up

138. Curly or Straight hair?
straight

140. Summer or Winter?
summer even tho I’m pale af

142. Favourite month?
September

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
milk but i like dark too

146. Was today a good day?
yea id say so

148. What’s your favourite quote?
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 

She wasn’t there.

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

angell-with-a-shotgun:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I was working tech support at one point and a customer asked me to log into their computer.

(Source: 9gag)

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

(Source: ashftirwin)

Anonymous Asked
Questionnoombar 127 Answer

"What makes you happy"

my boyfriend mostly ^u^

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
Anonymous Asked
Questionnumero 33 Answer

m arfyuk,aste

are you happy julien you little shit

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

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drakefanclub:

Neato

(Source: wineandlinez)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what

(Source: susgirl)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)